I'm a dog person. I have three dogs, but except for their collars, my dogs are unabashed nudists. I can see putting a sweater on a dog in the winter, but a tuxedo? A wedding dress? In the pithy phrase of the late shwoman P.T. Barnum, "There's a sucker born every minute, and two to take him." I could afford to buy formal wear for my dogs, but I have better uses for the money.